sometimes

i’m like, whoa, remember that time i used tumblr like all the fucking time let’s see what’s going on in that neck of the woods then i sign on for like five minutes and i remember how fucking corny people are on the internet and disappear for another like three months from the tumblr world. cool story.

Anonymous asked: What do your boobs look like

wanna see

lol what’s a tumblr

literally looking at this folder in the corner of my eye right meow because it’s my food prep folder.. for college.. cool girl.

literally looking at this folder in the corner of my eye right meow because it’s my food prep folder.. for college.. cool girl.

(Source: pschlieter, via carissaamanda-deactivated201302)

Cosmo sex tip #346

cosmo-sex-tips:

To really surprise your partner during sex, die.

(via iheartmenbutt)

bob

hi

hi bob

i c ur weiner

also true
true